Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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