Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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