Quick, to the slutcave!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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