summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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