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Puke
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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