if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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