How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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