Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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