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say what?
wanna hang out?
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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