You're completely useless in the revolution.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize
