Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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