Pregnant stripper...not hot.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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