she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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