doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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