someone get that fucking seahorse.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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