Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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