She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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