i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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