did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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