Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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