Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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