No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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