You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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