i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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