The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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