everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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