He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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