i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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