I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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