I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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