we have officially lost it.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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