the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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