Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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