I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
