Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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