porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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