I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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