There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Randomize