I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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