So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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