This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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