So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
