Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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