Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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