i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
So much Jack, so little girl.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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