What a fucking waste of an outfit
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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