Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Welp...herpes.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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