My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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