i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Randomize
