He is such a slut. More and more my type.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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