there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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