oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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