I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just want nice things and good sex
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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