"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
