Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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